Well, ladies and lurkers, today was something amazing.
Woke up at 1am, came downstairs, finished off Ben and Jerry's Turtle Soup. Woke up to pee again at 4:30am. The most amazing, incredible, miraculous thing happened then.
I couldn't get back to sleep. So I got up and got ready to go to the Come-To-Jesus-Meeting with the Evil Overlord, which is never as bad as I anticipate.
The amazing, incredible, miraculous thing happened 5 more times today, each time the same exact thing.
It's so incredible, I'm just in shock. Super G is elated, similar to when we thought we won the lottery and had nouveau-riche porn dreams for a while. (okay, so that really didn't happen, but it could have, or maybe that was me and the Ex)
Anyway, God has shined upon me, as if to say "I grow wearing with smiting you, I am now pleased with you.....be happy"
So tomorrow, my other day off work, I have to take Banjo the Basset Hound in for his annual shots and such. Jessi the Aussie was in on Monday because she dragged her back legs for a bit, her hip dysplasia and arthritis in her hips and back has gotten worse. They gave me Equine glucosamine pellets to give her, more Previcox, Tramadol, and ear meds. $300 later the dog that hates me is feeling much better. So much that she's blowing her coat all over the bed and floor and my clothes, little remnants of her furriness to have with me...........Everywhere.
Anyway, I just had to tell y'all about the miracle that happened today..........
well, perhaps I needed to tease y'all, maybe tomorrow I'll fill you in.
or not.....
Bwaaaa haaaa haaaa haaaa
1 comment:
Uh, the nouveau-riche porn dream must have been with He Who Must Not Be Named, not me. Doesn't ring a bell, and I'd remember something like that ... 8^)
5 times! That'd be a total of 7, if my math is correct. Hope we're buying those things by the case.
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