Saturday, February 7, 2009

Rhinos 4 RINOs

For the uninformed, a RINO is a Republican in Name Only.

There are three RINOs in particular that I think need to be sent a message:

Arlen Specter (R-PA)
United States Senate
711 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20510-3802

Olympia Snowe (R-ME)
United States Senate
154 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510

Susan Collins (R-ME)
United States Senate
413 Dirksen Senate Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20510-1904

I propose that these so-called Republicans receive a fair and proper representation of what they really are. Therefore, I ask that all of you who feel that we, and our children and our grandchildren, have been betrayed and sold out by their "yea" votes on the Stimulus, ahem, Spendulus package, please consider purchasing a rhinoceros and mailing it to them at the above address.

Now, if you're a big game hunter, by all means, have at it. But, honestly, that would bring down the blood reign from PETA and other like minded animal rights activists, due to the whole Endangered Species thing that the rhino has going on.

I suggest going online and buying a small plastic rhino, such as I found here:

Plastic Animals ~
Tapir and Friends Wildlife World


And send one to each of those turncoats. Or maybe buy in bulk, nothing says "you done stepped in it this time" like a gross of rhinos in a pretty box.

There was more pork in that spending bill than in all of the Hormel plants in America. It's ridiculous, wrong and completely irresponsible. As I sat home on Friday night, watching the horror unfold, I realized that this pregnancy has stolen my waistline, the kids have stolen my chocolate and now Congress has stolen my money. The waistline will reappear, the chocolate can be replaced, and hidden better, but the money, I'll never get that back. Now I'm pissed.

So lets make the RINOs an endangered species, until we can vote 'em out, lets show just how much they've pissed us off!

Let the stampede begin!